heckacute:

I’m sorry I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy cutting open Fruit Gushers and squeezing all of the goo into a glass so I can take a shot of it because that has always been a dream of mine and now that I’m an adult with a job, I finally have the means to make it a reality. Please leave your name and number after the beep. 

gothharrystyles:

kingjaffejoffer:

Good ole fox news


when’s someone gonna just hit this shitty old man

gothharrystyles:

kingjaffejoffer:

Good ole fox news

when’s someone gonna just hit this shitty old man

neptune818:

inkedup818:

Boss

I hope you raise him/her well. Gorgeous.